Z E N S E I D E R Z

Premiere aural catharsis and designer sophistry for psyberpunk scumfucks and bottom-feeding occultural scenesters.

The term "zen seidr" might imply that a particulart magicker employs a mix of the esoteric disciplines of the body and eloquently nuanced movements of the pen with critical denotations of the most primal confluence of shamanry, religiously-charged cosmology, and collective invocations of the trickster-warlord who is king wherever we find that mankind has equated glory in battle to the highest honors of the afterworld.

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Who the Fuck are the Z(enseider)Z?

Frater Veneficium Vulgus

Z(enseider)Z lead designer

As always, Z(enseider)Z exists to leech your OV™ through vastly superior technologies existing in one or more of the following devices:

(1.) maliciously arranged enumerasciigilia (2.) hostile vampiric electronic servitors or parasitic digital eidolons (3.) sadistic public humiliation (4.) prolonged memetic torture (5.) dome invasion (6.) tactical ontological reductionism (7.) unadulterated flamewar campaigns (8.) deliberate accidents (9.) improvised psi-warfare maneuvers aimed at extracting the most essential emanations of Effluvia Enriched Synthetic OV

Those individuals at highest risk to the subtle hyperphrenic influence of Z(enseider)Z memetic stylings include, but do not remain limited to:

* children, infants, and the unborn (see our Prenatal Advisory (https://zenseiderz.org/warning.html) for contraindications regarding fetal protein shakes and their susceptibility to parasitic eidolons and vampiric servitors while in the womb.)

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