Z E N S E I D E R Z

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The term "zen seidr" might imply that a particular magicker employs a mix of the esoteric disciplines of the body and various eloquently nuanced movements of the pen with critical denotations of the most primal confluence of shamanry, religiously-charged cosmology, and collective invocations of the trickster-warlord who is king wherever we find that mankind has equated glory in battle to the highest honors of the afterworld.

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Who the Fuck are the Z(enseider)Z?

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* maliciously arranged enumerasciigilia

(2.) hostile vampiric electronic servitors or parasitic digital eidolons (3.) sadistic public humiliation (4.) prolonged memetic torture (5.) dome invasion (6.) tactical ontological reductionism (7.) unadulterated flamewar campaigns (8.) deliberate accidents (9.) improvised psi-warfare maneuvers aimed at extracting the most essential emanations of Effluvia Enriched Synthetic OV

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